I thought you might like some science, Dear Readers. I did a little painting experiement for you to show the relationship between cheap Chardonnay and my subject matter for artistic purposes.
Here is what happens when I drink. In painting order:
Glass #1. Sad, hipster mermaid. Oh look at this sad watercolory mermaid. She has a nipple. Lol!
Glass # 2. Jellyfish pun! Must… think… of… jellyfish… pun… WAIT! Cute faces are better!
Glass #3. I WISH I WERE A PIRATE WAAAH. Waaaaaah! Give me ten good reasons to be a pirate and I will give you ten more and it still won’t make me a pirate!
I am truly a sad drunk. Maybe I’ll feel better after I eat 3 pints of ice cream. T^T
By the way! Don’t forget to check out my art at Gamma Ray Games! I don’t think I mentioned it before, but I have some art up in Seattle!
Lots of it has sold already, so go buy the rest or I’ll have to eat 3 more pints of ice cream!
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UPDATE: Ice cream makes people pirates. It is true:
Underwater Madness 
A most excellent post.
Booze is the only answer!
To booze and ice cream! *considers mixing the two…*
Good idea. It will give you better projection when you throw up! 😉