Tag: octopus
let’s all go play in the park!
Remember to always hold your cephalopod’s hand when taking him to the park. He may be inclined to nom small children otherwise.
Happy Mothers’ Day!
The Somewhat Celibate Sextopus, Episode 1
The writers here at Underwater Madness believe that ‘plot’ and ‘story arcs’ are an important part of maintaining readership and sex with fans. The artists disagreed, but were promptly sacked. Sacked as in bedded, but then they were fired.
ENJOY
Somewhat celibate, but altogether lame.
3 glasses of wine on a thursday night later:
I thought you might like some science, Dear Readers. I did a little painting experiement for you to show the relationship between cheap Chardonnay and my subject matter for artistic purposes.
Here is what happens when I drink. In painting order:
Glass #1. Sad, hipster mermaid. Oh look at this sad watercolory mermaid. She has a nipple. Lol!
Glass # 2. Jellyfish pun! Must… think… of… jellyfish… pun… WAIT! Cute faces are better!
Glass #3. I WISH I WERE A PIRATE WAAAH. Waaaaaah! Give me ten good reasons to be a pirate and I will give you ten more and it still won’t make me a pirate!
I am truly a sad drunk. Maybe I’ll feel better after I eat 3 pints of ice cream. T^T
By the way! Don’t forget to check out my art at Gamma Ray Games! I don’t think I mentioned it before, but I have some art up in Seattle!
Lots of it has sold already, so go buy the rest or I’ll have to eat 3 more pints of ice cream!
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UPDATE: Ice cream makes people pirates. It is true:
there are reasons why i’ll never get into politics
Look people, I know you want me to run for office. I’d be great as a Rebubblican, or even a Democracken candidate, really. I’m attractive to Right Whales and the Working Wrasse (Hammerheads included). I’m a pro-lifer and a pro-cloister. I have strong family values AND I support Rainbow Trout marriage. I’ve already had my share of nudibranch and humpback scandals, so obviously I have sex appeal.
Still–please save your votes and put them towards a more serious candidate. Someone you eel will represent your agenda and hopefully won’t just lamprey on fear. Hope and Conch and all.
As for my political future, I’ll never get into office because I made some controversial paintings of Che Guevara scuba diving in my youth.
And then there was the whole Octopi movement thing. *sigh*
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