Love – Page 3 – Underwater Madness

mushrooms are too lazy

November 29, 2011January 21, 2012 Caroline Hobbs2 Comments

When I’m lonely I paint a mushroom with a face.

sleepy shroom — Wake up and make me happy

I like to imagine I’m with a fun guy.

bowhead whale is not going to put out

September 12, 2011 Caroline Hobbs5 Comments

This is why I never get laid.

mermaids are suckers for my hook

June 21, 2011August 31, 2011 Caroline HobbsLeave a comment

mermaid hook — how i find my girlfriends

My relationships don’t last long.

pelicans are not attractive

June 14, 2011August 30, 2011 Caroline HobbsLeave a comment

Coffee?

piranha

March 23, 2011August 30, 2011 Caroline Hobbs2 Comments

I’m not saying you’re a vicious, malevolent, shit-storm of hate and gnashing teeth who would eat my bones if you had the chance. I just don’t like you.