Oh, I, um… Was that your interface I was playing with? Was it uncomfortable for me to be touching your dashboard like that before introducing myself? Well, you should have spoken up earlier. Now I have my drafts all stored in your queue like sperm whales caught in a giant net, and that’s just disgusting.
In any case I suppose you should know who I am so you’ll know what to tell your web-human freak children. I’m Care Gibson and I’m relocating my Underwater Madness project from Tumblr to you, my charming WordPress. Because apparently I’d love to read comments discussing how sperm whale metaphors are not at all appropriate all over your sleek and easy to format body. But I swear, you’re not a rebound.
I will be posting some old stuff here over the next few weeks. In addition I’ll post some new works both here and on the Tumblr. It’ll be a slow and comfortable transition, that is, unless WordPress tells her father about the widgets we played with and I have to skip town, and you wouldn’t want that, would you?