belugas are lazy fucks May 13, 2011August 31, 2011 Caroline HobbsLeave a comment beluga is happy! He doesn’t ever have to work a terrible desk job with a bunch of creeps!
he has a kriller sense of humor May 12, 2011August 28, 2011 Caroline HobbsLeave a comment no really, if you tell any more jokes it may kill me Really though, if you keep trying to be funny I may kill you.
coy koi is coy May 11, 2011August 31, 2011 Caroline HobbsLeave a comment cute coy koi You are just too cute! I’m going to put you in a tiny pond for the rest of your long, long life! ❤
puffins are unreliable coworkers May 8, 2011August 31, 2011 Caroline Hobbs5 Comments fuckin puffin Probably because you look so incompetent.
emperor penguin May 6, 2011September 3, 2011 Caroline HobbsLeave a comment the emperor of nothing You may have conquered my heart, Emperor Penguin, but it will forever remain just a cold and brutal desert.