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puffins are unreliable coworkers

May 8, 2011August 31, 2011 Caroline Hobbs5 Comments
fuckin puffin

Probably because you look so incompetent.

emperor penguin

May 6, 2011September 3, 2011 Caroline HobbsLeave a comment
the emperor of nothing

You may have conquered my heart, Emperor Penguin, but it will forever remain just a cold and brutal desert.

piranha

March 23, 2011August 30, 2011 Caroline Hobbs2 Comments
can you say ex-boyfriend?

I’m not saying you’re a vicious, malevolent, shit-storm of hate and gnashing teeth who would eat my bones if you had the chance. I just don’t like you.

lampreys throw KILLER parties (lol!)

March 10, 2011September 12, 2011 Caroline HobbsLeave a comment
sometimes you don't want to kiss lampreys

This is why I have standards now.

devil squid

January 18, 2011August 30, 2011 Caroline HobbsLeave a comment
theologian

No one listens to me either. Sucks being an atheist right?

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