puffins are unreliable coworkers May 8, 2011August 31, 2011 Caroline Hobbs5 Comments fuckin puffin Probably because you look so incompetent.
emperor penguin May 6, 2011September 3, 2011 Caroline HobbsLeave a comment the emperor of nothing You may have conquered my heart, Emperor Penguin, but it will forever remain just a cold and brutal desert.
piranha March 23, 2011August 30, 2011 Caroline Hobbs2 Comments can you say ex-boyfriend? I’m not saying you’re a vicious, malevolent, shit-storm of hate and gnashing teeth who would eat my bones if you had the chance. I just don’t like you.
lampreys throw KILLER parties (lol!) March 10, 2011September 12, 2011 Caroline HobbsLeave a comment sometimes you don't want to kiss lampreys This is why I have standards now.
devil squid January 18, 2011August 30, 2011 Caroline HobbsLeave a comment theologian No one listens to me either. Sucks being an atheist right?