i am so so sorry to all the cetologists everywhere
Category: Puns
a hilarious joke to tell at every party
How many cephalopods does it take to blow out a birthday cake?
i i i
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*beaks me!*
bowhead whale is not going to put out
This is why I never get laid.
jellyfish sandwiches are for chumps
I will nom you until you die!
carpe diem
Do something with your fucking life already.
Underwater Madness 