happy halloween

it's cute you think this is a costume

Let’s be honest. Anglerfish are scarier than clowns, serial killers, and Lady Gaga combined. The sharp teeth… the effervescence… the absorption of sexual partners… *shiver*

I’d certainly hate it if one of those showed up on my matt trick-or-treating. Not that I’m planning on bringing one to your house, you horrible, multiple-lover-absorbing cheater. I’d just like you to notice the commonalities you share.