Beauty – Page 5 – Underwater Madness

mermaids make better snacks than biological entities

I’ve always been bad at innuendo.

I hope the feather trend is totally supplanted by the fish trend. It’s a pretty obscure style, you probably wouldn’t get it.

Please may there be porn.

With so many hanging sea creatures in my apartment, you’d think it would smell awful. No one who visits tells me it does… Why does no one visit me?

In the water is a delicate koi

It swims and splashes alright

For a boy.