WHAT I’M SORRY OKAY I’LL PAINT SOMETHING VERY LUDE SOON TO MAKE UP FOR EVERYTHING.
Summer is fucking awesome!
The boy-child man-guy looked over the sandy crest of the dune hill and thought with his thinking parts, “I must only defeat Shy-Hulud–once I have ridden a great maker–,” he hesitated.
“You play a dangerous game,” said Jessica through her generous mouth-lips.
(requested by a jellyfish aficionado)
Let this serve as a reminder to all you krill, grow a mustache or go home.
also, if you have a particular crustacean you’d like to see featured on Underwater Madness, or if you want to offer me your mustache, send me an e-mail! email@example.com