Probably because you look so incompetent.
puffins are unreliable coworkers
Author: Caroline Hobbs
emperor penguin
You may have conquered my heart, Emperor Penguin, but it will forever remain just a cold and brutal desert.
would that you were a seaunicorn
Because that would make you gullible.
piranha
I’m not saying you’re a vicious, malevolent, shit-storm of hate and gnashing teeth who would eat my bones if you had the chance. I just don’t like you.
lampreys throw KILLER parties (lol!)
This is why I have standards now.
Underwater Madness 