But it would have been astronomically better with whales.

Rise up! The time has come to battle the decadent squids of our society! Squids have 8 tentacles AND 2 arms! ARMS PEOPLE–arms they can use to buy cocktails and hit on our loved ones. It’s time to tell these cephalopods to stick to tentacles and lonely Fridays like the rest of us.
OCTOPI WALL STREET!

Marine inequality is at the highest level it’s been since the 1960s. While a lucky octopus may have 8 arms, each nautilus has over 90. That’s over TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF ARMS.
Nautiluses shell themselves in luxurious golden spirals, while the rest of cephalopod-kind go without even basic clothing.
They haven’t evolved for millions of years, so why should we expect them to now?
It’s time these living fossils went extinct.
OCTOPUS WALL STREET!
