it’s time we octopi’ed wall street harder

Rise up! The time has come to battle the decadent squids of our society! Squids have 8 tentacles AND 2 arms! ARMS PEOPLE–arms they can use to buy cocktails and hit on our loved ones. It’s time to tell these cephalopods to stick to tentacles and lonely Fridays like the rest of us.

OCTOPI WALL STREET!

1% of the cephalopods have 99% of the hotties

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