The writers here at Underwater Madness believe that ‘plot’ and ‘story arcs’ are an important part of maintaining readership and sex with fans. The artists disagreed, but were promptly sacked. Sacked as in bedded, but then they were fired.
ENJOY
Somewhat celibate, but altogether lame.
Do you even need a reason? Happy (very) Slightly Sacrilegious Sunday!
I thought you might like some science, Dear Readers. I did a little painting experiement for you to show the relationship between cheap Chardonnay and my subject matter for artistic purposes.
Here is what happens when I drink. In painting order:
Glass #1. Sad, hipster mermaid. Oh look at this sad watercolory mermaid. She has a nipple. Lol!
Glass # 2. Jellyfish pun! Must… think… of… jellyfish… pun… WAIT! Cute faces are better!
Glass #3. I WISH I WERE A PIRATE WAAAH. Waaaaaah! Give me ten good reasons to be a pirate and I will give you ten more and it still won’t make me a pirate!
I am truly a sad drunk. Maybe I’ll feel better after I eat 3 pints of ice cream. T^T
By the way! Don’t forget to check out my art at Gamma Ray Games! I don’t think I mentioned it before, but I have some art up in Seattle!
Lots of it has sold already, so go buy the rest or I’ll have to eat 3 more pints of ice cream!
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UPDATE: Ice cream makes people pirates. It is true:
you are never safe. and undies don’t count unless i see them.
Please internet–leave me puns in the comments.
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