piranha March 23, 2011August 30, 2011 Caroline Hobbs2 Comments can you say ex-boyfriend? I’m not saying you’re a vicious, malevolent, shit-storm of hate and gnashing teeth who would eat my bones if you had the chance. I just don’t like you.
lampreys throw KILLER parties (lol!) March 10, 2011September 12, 2011 Caroline HobbsLeave a comment sometimes you don't want to kiss lampreys This is why I have standards now.
sand dollars are beautiful dead pets, if you’re into that sort of thing March 1, 2011September 3, 2011 Caroline HobbsLeave a comment sand dollar I’d love to mount you on my wall.